Tatterdemalion Scrawling

I've spent the entire day so fucking tired I fell asleep at uni and went home early. Now it's time to sleep and I'm like NMTB AND FIC?? FUCK YEAH THAT IS ALL I WANT.

This seems unfair somehow.


Incidentally:


Amg amg. I just found this. And. HAHAHAHA. Just. *dies a bit* I kind of want to be Germaine Greer when I grow up now.

I am so frigging tired though.

Title: Sherlock Holmes' Diary - February

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC), Bridget Jones' Diary

Pairing: Unrequited Sherlock/John

Rating: PG - Language or whatever I suppose.

Word Count: 9,500. Ish.

Summary: Sherlock Holmes keeps a diary. No one is supposed to know about it. He's pretty sure Mycroft does though, the fat nosy git.

Notes/Warnings: This is a fusion for Sherlock and Bridget Jones' Diary so there will be similarities. Many thanks to oxfordtweed for holding my hand and kicking my arse as required and putting up with all the flail and just. Everything. It wouldn't have been written without you. Also presented with a very happy birthday to the rather lovely Raggedy Hipster. Hope it was gorgeous dear. Oh my god did I mention I got fanart??  How cool is that? I'm completely overwhelmed by the response this bit of silliness got, thank you all so much for dropping by and telling me you liked it.


January



( Part I )


Part II

Me: Mum, I'm having problems with this crochet. I dropped one stitch and I tried to unravel it but it's going to take forever... I spent all night last night carefully unravelling it and it's still not done.

Mum: Oh, I can fix that!

Me: Oh, okay.

Mum: *SCISSORS* *SNIPPING THE OFFENDING STRIPE OFF THE SCARF*

Me: DDDDDDDDDD=

Mum: Are you bitching to your internet friends about this?

Me: ...No... >.> *on LJ already*

You know what the worst part is? She's still doing it.



ETA: AND SHE THINKS IT'S FUNNY.