Tatterdemalion Scrawling

Title: Sherlock Holmes' Diary - March

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC), Bridget Jones' Diary

Pairing: Unrequited Sherlock/John

Rating: PG - Language or whatever I suppose.

Word Count: 10,000. Ish.

Summary: Sherlock Holmes keeps a diary. No one is supposed to know about it. He's pretty sure Mycroft does though, the fat nosy git.

Notes/Warnings: This is a fusion for Sherlock and Bridget Jones' Diary so there will be similarities. Many thanks to oxfordtweed for the hand-holding and going through this inch by agonising inch and not killing me and things. But! This is it! Since I'm following canon, I'm going to hang fire on April until the next series. Once again, thanks so much for the everything, I really appreciate it.

ETA Sorry for spamming/messing up flists. D=


January

February

March I

( March 15th. )

Happy birthday beansidhe_baby!

Balance
What people don't often realise, (usually dazzled by Sherlock, who moves like he's got quick-silver in his veins) is that John is just as dextrous. Sherlock once witnessed him carry up the stairs and into the living room three bags of shopping, one basket of laundry, one ice-cream tub full of cupcakes, two bills and the evening papers, three parcels, his shoes (stepped in something unspeakable outside) a pot-plant and Sherlock's violin. This causes no end of frustration for Sherlock, who despite his grace, still cannot manage much more than his violin, sandwich and a cup of tea. And John has banned him from trying, since Mrs. Hudson was quite upset not only at the sound of six foot plus of gangling detective and assorted load thumping down the stairs  atspeed at three am, but also at the stains on the ceiling, and the damage to her aspidestra, which she swears has never been the same.

Title: Sherlock Holmes' Diary - January
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC), Bridget Jones' Diary
Pairing: Unrequited Sherlock/John, One-sided Molly/Sherlock, Mycroft/OFC
Rating: PG - Language or whatever I suppose.
Word Count: 7,000. Ish.
Summary: Sherlock Holmes keeps a diary. No one is supposed to know about it. He's pretty sure Mycroft does though, the fat nosy git.
Notes/Warnings: This is a fusion for Sherlock and Bridget Jones' Diary so there will be similarities. Many thanks to oxfordtweed for ye old beta, this one is all for you, dear.


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February

Title: Portraits of Baker Street: Doctor John H. Watson
Rating: PG (Language, mainly)
Summary: Just some short studies of the men of Baker Street. Mainly a writing exercise.

Mr. Mycroft Holmes
Mr. Sherlock Holmes
D. I. G. Lestrade
Mr. Jim Moriarty

( Doctor John H. Watson )

Title: Sing All You Want
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John (eventual, UST), John/OC
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,500. This part about 1500.
Summary: Sherlock lives alone in 221B. John is one of Mrs Turner's 'married ones' next door. Almost every day he sees the doctor limping home...
Notes/Warnings: Domestic violence, abusive relationships, violence. Written for a prompt on the kink meme. Beta'd by the very lovely  heqakheperre .

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

 

( "You fucker," someone grunted... )

 

 

Title: Sing All You Want
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John (eventual, UST), John/OC
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,500. This part about 1500.
Summary: Sherlock lives alone in 221B. John is one of Mrs Turner's 'married ones' next door. Almost every day he sees the doctor limping home...
Notes/Warnings: Domestic violence, abusive relationships, violence. Written for a prompt on the kink meme. Beta'd by the very lovely  heqakheperre .

Part One
Part Two

 

( So Sherlock helped John... )

 

Title: Sing All You Want
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Sherlock/John (eventual, UST), John/OC
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,500. This part about 1500.
Summary: Sherlock lives alone in 221B. John is one of Mrs Turner's 'married ones' next door. Almost every day he sees the doctor limping home...
Notes/Warnings: Domestic violence, abusive relationships, violence. Written for a prompt on the kink meme. Beta'd by the very lovely  heqakheperre.

 

( Really, it could have been a lot worse... )

 

Title: The Solstice Suite: Slugs and Snails (Part Two of Two)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Gen, UST if you tilt your head and squint.
Rating: PG (A bit of language)
Word Count: 2,100
Summary: Gonna try and do a fic a week based around the weeks leading up to Christmas for our two favourite boys. If you have any particular requests, go for it, I'll try to work it in. Only one week left. Sigh.
Notes/Warnings: The position of beta has been (hopefully) filled, thanks.

 

( Bored... )

 This is Gladstone. He is quite wee but also quite cute. I like him. And I like cats. Thanks to inkpetrel for finding the image so I didn't have to.

Title: The Solstice Suite: The Sniffles and Sherlock.
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Gen, UST if you tilt your head and squint.
Rating: G.
Word Count: 660
Summary: Gonna try and do a fic a week based around the weeks leading up to Christmas for our two favourite boys. If you have any particular requests, go for it, I'll try to work it in.
Notes/Warnings: Fluff, basically. Based on my kick-ass cold last week.

Part One: Baking
Part Two: Cold Fingers

 

( Lying on the couch feeling sorry for himself... )

 

Title: The Solstice Suite: Baking.
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Gen, UST if you tilt your head and squint.
Rating: G, maybe PG if you're easily offended by baking and language.
Word Count: 1700
Summary: Gonna try and do a fic a week based around the weeks leading up to Christmas for our two favourite boys. If you have any particular requests, go for it, I'll try to work it in. I have two solid ideas, but! My present to you- does it remain gen, or do they get together? What of Lestrade? This one is the first week of November.
Notes/Warnings: Fluff, basically. Hopefully not too terrible.

 

( Bring us some figgy pudding... )