What do you mean, I'm not cool?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: tell us about rupert graves

Stranger: ya?

Stranger: hes a person

Stranger: and hes male

Stranger: and hes called rupert graves

You: Excellent deductive skills there dude.

Stranger: his second name is related to a graveyard

Stranger: because

Stranger: its graves

Stranger: HOHOHOHO

You: *facepalm*

You: You are a staggering intellect man.

Stranger: Rupert reminds me of rupees

You: Someone else said Rupert Bear.

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: That guy is a male too

Stranger: a male person

Stranger: Im sure of it

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: rueprt is a male name

Stranger: therefore

Stranger: he must be male!

Stranger: damn im good

You: 's very well done

You: Haha

You: Yes

Stranger: but even though he might be male

Stranger: he could very well be a male alien

Stranger: or something like that

You: He could

Stranger: sincei dont know if hes a person

You: But he's a bit pretty for an alien

Stranger: hey

Stranger: you dont know every alien

Stranger: there may probably be hot aliens around

Stranger: shit

Stranger: bad english move, eh?

You: Hahaha

You: You should know that talking to you is pretty awesome.

Stranger: yeah, im sherlock holmes after all

You: Ahh, I see.

Stranger: I think.

You: That's pretty convenient

You: Cause I'm John Watson.

Stranger: Oh my

You: I know

You: We were meant to be dude

Stranger: that was unexpected

Stranger: lets go hunt down some criminals!

You: Yes, do let's.

You: We could go and find Moriarty

You: and push him off a waterfall

You: I understand that is the correct procedure in these matters.

Stranger: Yeah, and I could find out that pushing Moriarty off a waterfall triggers Moriarty's death

Stranger: Amazing, huh?!

Stranger: How can life end in such a quick way...

You: Yes!

You: It is a tragedy.

Stranger: RIP Moriarty

Stranger: If someone's dead, we should bury them

Stranger: It is the correct social procedure.

Stranger: Or leaving him in the ground would be a better idea?

Stranger: I wonder...

You: We could put him in a box

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: I fart.

You: Do you?

Stranger: yeah, I'm Sherlock Holmes

Stranger: Of course i fart

Stranger: Since Sherlock Holmes is a human being

Stranger: he FARTS!

Stranger: OMG \O/ <O>

You: What

Stranger: You couldn't understand my phenomenal thinking?

You: Of course I couldn't, I'm John Watson

You: I'm here to kick ass and chew gum

You: And when neither of those things are things that can happen

You: I'm kind of lost

Stranger: Damnit.

Stranger: John Watson

Stranger: I hereby declare that you suck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.